Brazen Virtues

mystinkybutt:

thatcrazydcfangirl:

the proper way to grocery shop (x)

Wait, is this not how you guys buy cereal? Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?

Um excuse me? But Dick Grayson buys his cereal just like this. He’s been kicked out of almost every grocery store in Gotham covered in Lucky Charms with one dollar bills stuffed in his pants. Correction: If Women Lived like Dick Grayson

(via pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come)

• Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
• Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever knew.
• Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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• Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
• Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
• Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
• Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
• Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
• Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
• Albus: Da—
• Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.