May 2012
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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500 Patrick Bristow:...
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“Depression is humiliating. It turns intelligent, kind people into zombies who...”
– EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS.
Depression is not a synonym for being sad or having a bad day/bad week.
It’s not a PHASE. It’s not a CHOICE. It’s not LAZINESS.
(via general-grievous)
I’m beginning to understand that true recovery only begins when you internalize these truths completely.
You...
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Parents: Your room is a mess.
Me: Actually according to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the universe tends toward disorder so it's not really my fault.
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Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock Holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
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“Don’t take for granted the passion that she has for you.
You will lose if you...”
– Alicia Keys- A Woman’s Worth (via chelseamills)
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gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
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everthorne:
IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD’S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS
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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
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zakuromochi replied to your post: Planning a wedding I may never have
IT’S OKAY TO THINK ABOUT THINGS AT LEAST SO IT’S GOOD YOU HAVE SOME THINGS IN MIND. PEER PRESSURE SUCKS BUT EVERYONE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT AFTER COLLEGE, THEY AREN’T GOING TO HAVE MUCH FREEDOM AT ALL. REMEMBER FREEDOM.
THANKS! I NEEDED REASSURANCE.
I REMEMBER FREEDOM! I LIVE IN AMERICA!
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Planning a wedding I may never have
No, I don’t currently have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.
No, I have never (seriously) been asked to marry someone else.
But I do care if this sounds selfish.
I’m planning something that is supposed to be a union between two people…so shouldn’t I wait to meet them before I decide everything?
I want a corset wedding dress with cap sleeves and tiger lilies in a bouquet...
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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Sherlock theme...
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“But all I could think about now, as night fell, was how much you can love...”
– John Green (via queenofcreys)
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occasionallyundulyformal replied to your post: One of my OTPs is dead…
I’m super hoping it’s just some really cruel trick. Like, she’s not dead, she’s just in a coma or something. Lexie was one of my favourites.
Dude, I just love Mark and Lexie sooo fugging much. I can’t handle this.
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One of my OTPs is dead...
I’m…sad
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mystinkybutt:
Because every Hunger Games fan...
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Just finished "An Abundance of Katherines"
Honestly, I was impressed. I have the highly unpopular opinion of finding “Looking for Alaska” to be completely overrated (I can’t honestly explain why, save for the fact that I don’t think Alaska was a girl I could truly respect [which I know is extremely unfair given the fact that she was a) not a real person ergo not a reason to dislike the book as a whole and b) clearly...
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