Brazen Virtues

What were you raised by wolves?

mystinkybutt:

This comic may not have words, but the meaning is seriously deep. It actually made me cry. It is very blunt, but it is beautiful.

ununpentium:

Sherlock really should just call them sooner

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Did anyone else watch this as a kid?

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psychopathsgetbored:

crazyandsexy:

Hello Boys!

Do forgive me for hacking into your blog.

See you soon, boys!

xxxx

This is full version!

YES the full version fuck oh shit oh fuxk dfj

This is what blind, fervent arousal feels like oh shit fuck ohhgjgmn

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Brazen Virtues: Need to drink more water next time...

zakuromochi:

tempusomniarevelat:

Just walking to my friend’s house was a bad start because of these rude guys yelling at me from their car. I didn’t appreciate it, but I brushed it off and ignored them.

However, my evening changed for the better when we went to a new pub that had gorgeous mahogany interior, and we were seated in…

Nooo budddyyy I’m sorry you got drunkness when you didn’t really want to. :( I’m also sorry I didn’t go out with you guys, I just had something to do at 10 so I said I could go earlier but Ian didn’t call sayin you all were going to the pub til like.. 9:50. (Amie called at one point and said “I love you” to me, that was interested hahaha) Also I was studying with Kapes for or organic chem test Monday *barf*

It’s rough to be at parties sometimes, people are very influential. Like they will WHACK water away from you because they want you to get as crunk as they are. And make you chug drinks and do crazy shit cuz it’s funny as hell. I’m glad you didn’t get super horrible barf everywhere drunk too much… that’s so weird you woke up still tipsy. o_o I personally couldn’t imagine such a thing happening.

Here’s a picture of a pony dancing

Why thank you for the pony picture! And it’s ok, I figured as much when I attempted to call you. Besides, school is way more important. Ian is so unreliable like that (I love him though). We agreed to go out at nine, but a 8:45 he still hadn’t specified to me where we were meeting up at initially. So I started watching a movie, chilling out, and he suddenly calls me asking me where I am and why I haven’t shown up yet. Then I get there and we literally stand around chatting for another thirty minutes when we are supposed to be out-and-abouting. I think I crushed some poor guy’s foot at the party just trying to get by (there was roughly 90 people there and I was wearing my cowboy boots).

I hope everything goes well Monday!

Just walking to my friend’s house was a bad start because of these rude guys yelling at me from their car. I didn’t appreciate it, but I brushed it off and ignored them.

However, my evening changed for the better when we went to a new pub that had gorgeous mahogany interior, and we were seated in an area called “The Snug”. Tried a Guinness (still don’t enjoy beer). Any alcohol I drank was matched with water...I would like to state here before I go any further that I don’t go out very often, nor do I drink very often. I also don’t drink to get drunk. No-one should.

^ The Snug, sorry for the foggy appearance. We felt like we were in a Western with the little doors. We were very much into the doors and decided The Snug should be our special place. The Snug is secluded from the rest of the pub, which is kind of contradictory, but I liked it :].

Then we briefly stopped off at a party with WAY too many people there. I wasn’t comfortable drinking around so many strangers. Someone had been smoking weed and the local police were headed there because of noise complaints and overcrowding, so thankfully we left. Met a Corgi and a Jack Russell Terrier on the way out and discussed future celebrity husbands with the owner of said dogs.

We ended up at a friend’s place, inevitably playing Kings, and water became neglected. On the way in some guy started yelling “Give her two! I’d give her two!” and I am still not sure what that meant (A score of two on a scale from one to ten? Two screws? Two more drinks?). Kings was fun, but I should have been paying better attention to what I was drinking.

The DD dropped me off at my place at 3AM. I couldn’t feel my face. I stayed up for about an hour because every time I closed my eyes I felt nauseous and disoriented. Once I had decided that I didn’t need to vomit I went to sleep, but since alcohol affects your sleep cycle I woke up four hours later. Still drunk.

Now, I am typing this up while still feeling tipsy. Strange. I honestly don’t think I drank that much, but most likely the lack of food and water along with the social influence of friends caused me to go too far.

And you know how I know I went too far? I texted people while I was drunk. Thankfully, I didn’t text anything terribly embarrassing just “I’m drunk” to a few friends, but I usually leave my phone alone when I drink so that I don’t do anything I regret.

Anyway, just thought I would drop in and tell you all about my night. I’ll check in again later.

• Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
• Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever knew.
• Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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• Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
• Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
• Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
• Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
• Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
• Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
• Albus: Da—
• Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.

I need to:

• Read Ch.3 of my math textbook and do the assigned problems (due Tuesday).
• Read the testimonials from my Women and Gender textbook and type up my reading log (due Tuesday).
• Read the three chapters for my Psychology of the Holocaust seminar and then answer the Pre-Class Questions (due Wednesday).
• Type up a journal article summary (due Thursday).
• Read Ch.1 of my Computer Crimes textbook (overdue).
• Work on my research proposal idea (due next week).
• Interview a woman from a different culture and type up a 4-5 page paper (due next week)