September192014

hatelyn:

just wanna hang out with you on your couch and makeout while we watch really bad scifi movies 

(via reginasxheart)

September182014

natsu-fast:

Maybe if I’d had this a week ago I would’ve passed the test

(Source: kink-queen-gr, via occasionallyundulyformal)

September172014

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via theblackship)

September162014
September152014

spookypvssy:

(Source: iamtheoppositeofamnesia, via thesonicscrew)

September142014

diarycrux:

"I find it funny how all these girls are watching the World Cup but don’t know a single position other than goalie lol"

that’s funny because your girl told me you don’t know a single position other than missionary so sit the fuck down and shut your dipshit mouth

(via rebelwithoutacawes)

September132014
September122014

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via theblackship)

September112014
September102014

mischievous-acrobats:

You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

An Alto.

(via mitkitty)

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